Article 3WYBD Methadone Clinic Must Be Having Some Sort Of Big Party

Methadone Clinic Must Be Having Some Sort Of Big Party

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NEW YORK-Calling the atmosphere on the sidewalk across the street "positively electric," sources confirmed Thursday that the local methadone clinic must be having some sort of big party. "Man, it's only 3 p.m. and there's already a line around the block," said Bruce Riley, 32, adding that the party must have been"

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