Trump Locked Out Of White House After Accidentally Revoking Own Security Clearance
by The Onion from on (#3WYBY)
WASHINGTON-Growing increasingly flustered while impotently pounding on the front door and pleading to come inside, President Trump was reportedly locked out of the White House Thursday after accidentally revoking his own security clearance. "C'mon, just open the door, guys! I didn't mean to strip myself of access to"