Article 3WZJK Trumpet Player Wishes Someone Would Sound Horns For Him When He Entered Castle Gates For Once

Trumpet Player Wishes Someone Would Sound Horns For Him When He Entered Castle Gates For Once

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EOFERWIC, BRITANNIA-Saying that it really wasn't such a grandiose request after years of loyal servitude, Ilbert Hildebrondus, a local court trumpeter at the Old Baile Keep, confirmed Wednesday he wishes that, just once, someone would sound the horns for him as he entered the castle gates. "All I'm saying is that one"

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