Article 3XCAG New Liver Can Really Handle Its Scotch

New Liver Can Really Handle Its Scotch

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MISHAWAKA, IN-After thoroughly testing its alcohol metabolization and blood-cleansing properties with a 1.75-liter bottle of Cutty Sark, sales manager Randall Young confirmed Thursday that his new liver could really handle its scotch. "I had no idea how bad my old liver was until I tried this one," Young said of the"

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