Article 3XCAH God Irritated Guests Do Not Understand It Time To Leave Heaven

God Irritated Guests Do Not Understand It Time To Leave Heaven

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THE HEAVENS-Growing increasingly annoyed at their clear ignorance of basic social cues, God, Our Heavenly Father, was reportedly irritated Thursday that His guests did not understand it was far past time for them to leave Heaven. "For fuck's sake, I didn't say they could stay forever-some of them have been here for"

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