Article 3XR5J Choking Man Can Already Tell Good Samaritan Has No Fucking Clue What They’re Doing

Choking Man Can Already Tell Good Samaritan Has No Fucking Clue What They’re Doing

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SAVANNAH, GA-Using the scant remaining oxygen in his brain to note the approaching stranger's clear lack of emergency medical experience, choking man Philip Havish could reportedly already tell the good Samaritan attempting to help him had no fucking clue what they were doing. "Oh, God, I'm totally fucked-this dipshit"

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