Article 3XTQW Praying Mantis Hesitantly Agrees To Try Girlfriend’s Sexual Fantasy Of Eating His Head During Intercourse

Praying Mantis Hesitantly Agrees To Try Girlfriend’s Sexual Fantasy Of Eating His Head During Intercourse

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CODAJiS, BRAZIL-Saying that he was willing to try anything once, a praying mantis in the Amazon rainforest hesitantly agreed to his girlfriend's sexual fantasy of eating his head during sex, sources confirmed Thursday. "Honestly, I was a little wary when she first told me she was fantasizing about devouring my head,"

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