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Relationship Experts Recommend Telling Woman You Would Die For Her At Outset Of First Date

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DENVER-Noting that absolute devotion was the key to seducing a potential partner, relationship experts recommended Friday that it's best to tell a woman that you would die for her at the outset of a first date. "Time and time again, we've found that the best way for a man to win the heart of a lady is to immediately"

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