Societal Collapse Narrowly Averted After Man Honks Horn At Car Paused At Green Light
STOCKTON, CA-Displaying great courage in the face of looming catastrophe, electrician Tyler Pendleton narrowly averted the complete collapse of society Tuesday by honking his horn at a car that had paused briefly at a green light. "Jesus Christ, you dipshit!" Pendleton said as part of his selfless defense of our"