Kavanaugh Panicking After Botching Part Of Confirmation Where He Asked If He Rejects Satan
by The Onion from on (#3Y5Z3)
WASHINGTON-Admitting that he regretted his answer as soon as it came out of his mouth, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was reportedly panicking Wednesday after botching the part of his confirmation where he was asked if he rejects Satan. "Shit, I was supposed to say 'yes,'" said Kavanaugh, who, when asked by the"