Article 3YAR5 Deformed, Half-Feathered Audubon Society President Flees Into Forest After Injecting Self With Bird DNA

Deformed, Half-Feathered Audubon Society President Flees Into Forest After Injecting Self With Bird DNA

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NEW YORK-Breaking into a grotesque, flapping half-run as his knees reversed themselves and pinion feathers burst wetly from his elongating fingers, rapidly deforming National Audubon Society president David Yarnold leapt through a window of his Manhattan office and flew in a series of ungainly swooping lurches towards"

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