Deformed, Half-Feathered Audubon Society President Flees Into Forest After Injecting Self With Bird DNA
NEW YORK-Breaking into a grotesque, flapping half-run as his knees reversed themselves and pinion feathers burst wetly from his elongating fingers, rapidly deforming National Audubon Society president David Yarnold leapt through a window of his Manhattan office and flew in a series of ungainly swooping lurches towards"