Article 3YFV2 God Furious At Every Human Who Isn’t Actively Trying To Get As Fat As Possible Off Bounty He Provided

God Furious At Every Human Who Isn’t Actively Trying To Get As Fat As Possible Off Bounty He Provided

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HEAVEN-Condemning the heretical rejection of His divine will by a blasphemously underweight mankind, God declared Himself furious toward every person not actively striving to become as fat as possible off the divine bounty He has provided for His people upon the Earth. "This is the land of milk and honey, and also of"

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