Trump Boys Leave $5 Bill, Candy Bar Under Propped-Up Laundry Basket In Effort To Catch Op-Ed Writer
by The Onion from on (#3YJBF)
WASHINGTON-Promising that the author would spend "100 kajillion years in jail," Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. told reporters Tuesday that they had left a $5 bill and a Snickers bar under a propped-up laundry basket in order to trap the anonymous writer of the New York Times op-ed piece. "Everyone is super mad about"