Article 3YMXN Man Going To Restroom Deputizes Friend To Order Him Another Beer

Man Going To Restroom Deputizes Friend To Order Him Another Beer

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HYANNIS, MA-Officially transferring authority for the duration of his planned absence, area man Will Lewis deputized his friend to order him another beer while he went to the restroom, sources confirmed Wednesday. "Hey, grab me another drink if the bartender comes back around," said Lewis during a brief ceremony in"

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