Article 3YZGP Cash-Strapped Zuckerberg Forced To Sell 11 Million Facebook Users

Cash-Strapped Zuckerberg Forced To Sell 11 Million Facebook Users

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MENLO PARK, CA-In what industry observers are calling an unprecedented liquidation of soft assets, a cash-strapped Mark Zuckerberg announced Monday that, following a precipitous drop in the value of the social media site's stock, he had no choice but to to sell off 11 million Facebook users. "It's a shame it had to"

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