Video Game Character Stares Impotently At Forbidden Realm Beyond Impassable Waist-High Bush
JOHTO-Cruelly tantalized by the dream of life in the green and plentiful land just beyond his reach, video game character Ethan spent countless processor cycles Tuesday staring impotently at the forbidden realm stretching out beyond the line of impassable waist-high bushes at his feet. "All my powers, all my"