Ted Cruz Attempts To Connect With Voters By Wearing More Handsome Man’s Face As Mask
by The Onion from on (#3Z2DT)
DALLAS-In an effort to make himself more appealing to voters, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) reportedly tried to connect with the audience at a candidate forum Tuesday by wearing the bloody, skinned face of a far more handsome man as a mask. "People are really responding to this new, dapper Ted Cruz," said campaign manager Jeff"