Article 3Z2DV Woman Longs For Day When First Female President Can Have Tell-All Book Written About Disgusting Vagina

Woman Longs For Day When First Female President Can Have Tell-All Book Written About Disgusting Vagina

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SKOKIE, IL-Wistfully imagining a future she hopes is not too far away, area woman Margaret Bridgemeyer told reporters Tuesday she yearns for the day when the first female president of the United States will have a tell-all book written about her that contains explicit descriptions of her repulsive vagina. "I have to"

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