Article 3ZEN1 Woman Shouts Down Hall For Boyfriend To Come Kill Giant Ax Murderer She Found In Bedroom

Woman Shouts Down Hall For Boyfriend To Come Kill Giant Ax Murderer She Found In Bedroom

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FARMINGTON, NM-Frantically beseeching her significant other to deal with the unpleasant intruder, Kathleen Fatica shouted down the hallway Monday for her boyfriend to come kill a humongous ax murderer she happened to stumble across in the bedroom. "Gary! Gary! Gary, come to the bedroom! Quick! There's a creepy, gross,"

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