Report: This Week’s All Fucking Hell Breaking Loose Projected To Be 30% More Insane Than Last Week’s Complete Shitshow
WASHINGTON-Revealing that the "you aren't going to fucking believe this" metrics were currently measuring off the goddamn charts, experts at the Center for Advanced Bullshit Studies published a report Monday that this week's all hell breaking loose was projected to be 30 percent more insane than last week's complete"