Article 3ZGZ8 Mom Announces Plans To Get Out Some Of Your Old Baby Stuff And Quietly Stare At It

Mom Announces Plans To Get Out Some Of Your Old Baby Stuff And Quietly Stare At It

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PHOENIX-Murmuring to herself about how breathtakingly small you once were, your mother formally announced Tuesday her plans to get out some of your old baby stuff and quietly stare at it. "Sometimes, seemingly out of nowhere, I remember what a happy baby you were," said your mom, confirming her intention to sit in"

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