Article 3ZP00 Logging Industry Announces That They Just Can’t Fucking Get Enough Of Logs

Logging Industry Announces That They Just Can’t Fucking Get Enough Of Logs

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GRAHAM, WA-In a feverish statement that captured their excitement and adoration, the nation's logging industry announced Thursday that they "just can't fucking get enough" of logs. "We stand before you today to let it be known that we love logs. We love them deeply and completely. We love stacking logs, chopping logs,"

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