Article 3ZXWW Chris Pine Depressed By Realization He Could Probably Win Governorship Somewhere

Chris Pine Depressed By Realization He Could Probably Win Governorship Somewhere

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LOS ANGELES-Taking a moment to reflect on his potential career trajectory, actor Chris Pine reportedly became depressed Monday by the sudden realization that he could probably win a governorship somewhere. "Oh God-I could just waltz into any state and win, and it'd be so easy," said the star of several major films,"

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