Article 3ZXWY Man Has Absolutely No Clue How Old Anyone He Knows Is

Man Has Absolutely No Clue How Old Anyone He Knows Is

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LEAVENWORTH, WA-After he was unable to come up with a precise age for any of the dozens of people in his life, sources confirmed Monday that local man Edward Warriner has absolutely no clue how old anyone he knows is. "My dad's probably in his late 50s, so that means my mom has to be somewhere around there, too, but"

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