Article 3ZXWZ Casual Christian Accepts Christ As His Lord But Not His Savior

Casual Christian Accepts Christ As His Lord But Not His Savior

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CALHOUN, GA-Admitting that he certainly likes the son of God but "doesn't exactly love the guy, per se," self-described casual Christian Brian Neely disclosed Monday that he accepts Jesus Christ as his lord but not his savior. "Listen, I know Jesus is the King of Kings, but I'm pretty sure I can deliver my own soul"

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