Article 4000H Homeland Security Director Releases List Of Terrorists Who Don’t Have The Balls To Attack U.S.

Homeland Security Director Releases List Of Terrorists Who Don’t Have The Balls To Attack U.S.

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WASHINGTON-Dismissing the individuals in question as lacking the depth of character necessary to pose a credible national security threat, Homeland Security director Kirstjen Nielsen released a watch list Tuesday of terrorists who don't have the balls to participate in a direct attack on the United States. "The men"

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