Article 400GQ Cure For Cancer Only 10 Years Away, Announce Scientists Who Work Better Under A Deadline

Cure For Cancer Only 10 Years Away, Announce Scientists Who Work Better Under A Deadline

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CAMBRIDGE-Admitting that setting clear goalposts would help them with their tendency to procrastinate, scientists at Harvard University who work better under a deadline announced Tuesday that a cure for cancer was only 10 years away. "Okay, we're coming out and saying, right now, that cancer will be completely"

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