Lions, Zebras, Giraffes Run Off Cliff Shrieking En Masse As Shadow Of Melania Trump’s Jet Passes Over Savanna
by The Onion from on (#400YB)
DABOYA, GHANA-Birds fell from the sky, meerkats devoured their young, and shrieking packs of lions, zebras, and baboons reportedly ran off cliffs in staggering numbers as the shadow of Melania Trump's jet passed over the African savanna Tuesday. Sources confirmed that as the plane carrying the first lady moved across"