Article 40MMY Report: Students Who Take Latin Have Better Chance Of Summoning Demon Later In Life

Report: Students Who Take Latin Have Better Chance Of Summoning Demon Later In Life

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CHICAGO-Saying the classical language was a practical choice for anyone interested in awakening the dead, a new report released Thursday by the University of Chicago found that students who take Latin have a better chance of summoning a demon later in life. "According to our data, children who studied Latin in grade"

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