Article 40WHZ Loser Woman Hasn’t Even Inspired One Bar Fight

Loser Woman Hasn’t Even Inspired One Bar Fight

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DENVER, CO-Noting that the pathetic 30-year-old may as well have been invisible to the men around her, sources confirmed Monday that loser woman Kathleen Owens has never inspired even a single bar fight. "Strangely, the sight of Kathleen failed to motivate even a single guy to pick up a pool cue and smash it over the"

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