State Election Commission Chases Wild Animals Out Of Voting Booths In Preparation For Upcoming Midterms
by The Onion from on (#40YXC)
NASHVILLE, TN-Hastily shooing away the varmints with corn whisk brooms, members of the Tennessee State Election Commission reportedly drove a pack of wild animals out of local voting booths Tuesday in preparation for the upcoming midterm election. "Y'all critters ain't welcome in this here polling place-go on, get!""