Homemade DNA Test Proves Trump Boys Are At Least One Jar Blood
by The Onion from on (#4118R)
WASHINGTON-Providing vital new insight into their ancestral roots, a homemade DNA test self-administered by Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Wednesday proved definitively that they are both at least "one jar blood." "I always figured I was at least half a jar blood, and now we got the proof," said Donald Trump Jr., visibly"