Article 41457 Lottery Ticket Holder Has Already Spent $900 Million In Anticipation Of Winning Big Prize

Lottery Ticket Holder Has Already Spent $900 Million In Anticipation Of Winning Big Prize

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HINSDALE, IL-Saying the money was already burning a hole in his pocket, lottery ticket holder Frank Cantrell confirmed Thursday that he had preemptively spent $900 million in anticipation of winning the Mega Millions jackpot. "Maybe I got ahead of myself with the yacht and helicopter purchases, but after this weekend"

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