Article 416F2 Mirena Releases New 10-Blade IntraUterine Sperm Shredder

Mirena Releases New 10-Blade IntraUterine Sperm Shredder

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BOSTON-Hailing the new product as the future of non-hormonal birth control, Mirena announced Friday that it had released the world's first 10-blade intrauterine sperm shredder. "Mirena's 30-mm stainless steel sperm shredder is designed to chop gametes into a microscopic spray the second they enter the female uterus,""

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