Ted Cruz Stuck In Nosebleed Seats At Senate Campaign Rally
by The Onion from on (#41C8N)
HOUSTON-Straining to hear President Trump speak from his vantage point high in the rafters of the Toyota Center, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) reportedly complained Monday after being stuck in the nosebleed seats at his campaign rally. "C'mon, I can barely make out what Trump's talking about," said Cruz, leaning forward in his"