Article 41RF2 Sunday School Teacher Can Already Tell Which Ones Going To Hell

Sunday School Teacher Can Already Tell Which Ones Going To Hell

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LANGHORNE, PA-Saying that she could sense Satan within them the moment they walked through the door, Sunday school teacher Elizabeth Reath told reporters this weekend that she could already tell which of her students at First Baptist Church of Langhorne were going to Hell. "At this point in my career, I can tell just"

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