Voter Just Needs To Know Which Candidate Chops Wood In A Flannel Shirt
by The Onion from on (#41X8R)
GOODRICH, MI-In an effort to make an informed decision for the upcoming midterm elections, local voter Tom Richardson told reporters Tuesday that he just needs to know which candidate chops wood in a flannel shirt. "You really have to dig through all the generic talking points and policy positions in order to find out"