Article 41ZSN Man Exhausted After Having To Explain Halloween Costume For Umpteenth Time

Man Exhausted After Having To Explain Halloween Costume For Umpteenth Time

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NEW BUFFALO, MI-Struggling to convey his exasperation through a set of plastic fangs, seasonally costumed reveler Aaron Greenstone admitted feelings of exhaustion and hopelessness Wednesday after explaining his Dracula Halloween costume for the "umpteenth" time. "I thought it would be super clever if I dressed up this"

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