Article 42F4W Pistachio-Eating Man Achieves ‘Flow’ State

Pistachio-Eating Man Achieves ‘Flow’ State

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CHULA VISTA, CA-Awed and profoundly moved after witnessing such Zen-like serenity and focus, sources close to pistachio-eater Lawrence Carmichael confirmed Wednesday that he had achieved a complete "flow" state while snacking on the shelled seeds. "I believe his consciousness tuned out all extraneous stimuli or"

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