Mueller Annoyed By Dipshit Protestors Holding Up Traffic During Commute
by The Onion from on (#42HZP)
WASHINGTON-Laying on his horn while stuck in bumper-to-bumper gridlock, an annoyed special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly screamed at "dipshit protestors" from his car Thursday as a MoveOn rally held up traffic during his nightly commute. "Get a move on, assholes! Some of us have actual paying jobs and want to get"