Article 42STT Study Finds Only 20% Of Seminary Graduates Go On To Become God

Study Finds Only 20% Of Seminary Graduates Go On To Become God

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SOUTH BEND, IN-Noting that students felt increasingly ambivalent about assuming celestial roles, researchers at the University of Notre Dame published a study Monday that revealed only 20 percent of seminary school graduates go on to become God. "Most students decide right before the graduation ceremony that they"

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