Article 42VY9 Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya

Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya

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WASHINGTON-In a statement marking a reversal of opinion on a previously maligned narcotic stimulant, United States surgeon general Dr. Jerome Adams confirmed Tuesday that occasionally indulging in a bit of blow here and there would not, in fact, kill you. "While it should go without saying that the surgeon general's"

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