Wealth-Burdened Nation Grateful For Opportunity to Spend Money At New Onion Store
NEW YORK-Praising the media outlet for helping relieve them of their albatross, the wealth-burdened nation expressed gratitude Thursday to America's Finest News Source for giving them the opportunity to spend money at the recently-launched Onion store. "These mugs and T-shirts bearing the Onion logo shall finally free"