Article 447AN Wistful Woman Wonders If This Could Be The One She’ll Sleep With For Few Weeks Before Losing Interest

Wistful Woman Wonders If This Could Be The One She’ll Sleep With For Few Weeks Before Losing Interest

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CHICAGO-Expressing optimism and excitement for what her romantic future might hold, local woman Fiona Dixon reportedly wondered Monday if the man she just went on a date with might finally be the one she'll sleep with for a few weeks before losing interest. "I know we just met, but I'm feeling such a strong connection"

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