Trump Boys Raid Sister’s Closet For Sexy Clothes They Can Use To Seduce And Blackmail Robert Mueller
by The Onion from on (#44AB8)
WASHINGTON-With each brother stretching a pair sheer tights over their arms before shimmying into evening gowns, the Trump boys reportedly raided their sister's closet Tuesday for sexy clothes they could use to seduce and blackmail Special Counsel Robert Mueller. "We can use Ivanka's fancy dress-up stuff to disguise"