Article 44CSD Nervous Maid Of Honor Just Stringing Together Random Maya Angelou Quotes

Nervous Maid Of Honor Just Stringing Together Random Maya Angelou Quotes

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CLEVELAND, OH-Relying completely on the acclaimed poet's platitudes on life, love, and loss, anxiety-ridden wedding participant Kelsey Guzman based the majority of her maid of honor speech this week on random Maya Angelou quotes strung together on extremely thin pretenses. "I thought Kels would be okay when she opened"

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