‘No, Take Jeb Instead,’ Screams George W. Bush While Shoving Brother Into Father’s Grave
by The Onion from on (#44EZY)
COLLEGE STATION, TX-Having evidently entered the "bargaining" phase of grief in the wake of George H.W. Bush's death, witnesses confirmed Thursday that George W. Bush shoved his younger brother into their father's open grave while screaming "No, take Jeb instead!" "Please! Please! Oh, God, please don't take my father"