Incredibly Popular George H.W. Bush Funeral Gets Extended 2-Week Run
by The Onion from on (#44EZZ)
WASHINGTON-Declaring that the mourning period for the recently deceased 41st president was "just getting started," a spokesperson announced Thursday that the incredibly popular George H.W. Bush funeral would go on an extended two-week run. "Based on the outpouring of support we've seen for a president who the public"