Article 44HJ2 I May Not Be The Prettiest Girl In The Room, But What I Do Have Is A Gun

I May Not Be The Prettiest Girl In The Room, But What I Do Have Is A Gun

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By Alexis Nash
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I get it. I'm not much of a looker. I know I'm not ugly or anything, but I have enough humility to recognize there are women out there who, by any conventional standard, are far more attractive than I am. There's a lot more to a person than looks, though, and as it happens, I have a lot more to offer. In fact, I have"

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