Zoologists Discover New Fastest Land Animal After Pumping White-Tailed Deer Full Of Steroids
MADISON, WI-Shedding new light on the now-500-pound forest-dwelling antlered ungulant, zoologists at the University of Wisconsin-Madison announced the discovery of a new fastest land animal Friday after systematically subjecting a white-tailed deer to a regimen of specially tailored anabolic steroids. "Some cheetahs"